When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
