maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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