last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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