Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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