hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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