Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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