u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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