chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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