You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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