Have you finally orgasmed yet?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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