Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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