Bisexual people are plain selfish.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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