i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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