whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize