Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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