Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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