They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
