Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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