I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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