Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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