She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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