Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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