dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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