we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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