remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I have fence marks all over my body
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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