Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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