I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
How naked do you want me to be?
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