But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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