there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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