I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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