A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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