I like my sex mixed with concussions.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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