My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
