I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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