Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She bit a glass in half.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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