So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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