why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do vagina's smell?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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