but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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