You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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