Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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