another moral hangover. fuck.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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