My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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