worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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