Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
ttyl tear gas
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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