I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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