He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
