She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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