Having a random hookup so left but love u
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
