haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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