That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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