do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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