Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
